rat show

A person or situation that is wild, crazy or just plain unbelievable, a situation or person that you don’t really like or can’t trust, utter chaos, stupidity

Luke forgot to bring his wallet on the first date and did it on purpose Claire could sense this so she told her cousin he was a rat show.

There was a lot of traffic merging wildly, what a rat show !!

by Clairebonnie January 12, 2018

albino shower rat

A large amount of sperm deposited in the shower, collecting body hair on its way to the drain, only to get stuck in the metal grate, giving the resemblance of an albino rat.

"John what the fuck? you left a fucking albino shower rat in the bathroom this morning."

by goatsniffer January 18, 2008