A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.
Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."
by Dick Shanary February 26, 2009
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- Hey baby, wanna show me your O face?
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.
by youwantmystacherash August 24, 2008
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Irritated skin on your upper lip, making it look like a mustache, which is especially unfortunate for females
After using Nair on her upper lip to remove her girl mustache DESPITE the instructions not to use it on the face, Kaitlin was rewarded with a handsomely dark rashtache
by ispeaktheruth May 10, 2009
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by NeilPeartInsideMe July 18, 2010
Get the Rushstache mug.When a person(most likely female), attempts to remove unwanted upper-lip facial hair with a lotion or chemical remover(like Nair), and either leaves it on too long, or experiences an allergic reaction.
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rashstache.
by 2legit2legit2quit May 10, 2009
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