Ramclam

1.)A colloquial term used to describe all forms of currency. The term originated through the exchange of "clams" (currency) for ram (random-access-memory) and can be used as a noun, verb or adverb.

2.)A term conned as an alias for those who consider themselves worthy of Ramclam eg) Ryan "the ramclam Ando"

3.)Used in conjunction with "Rofl" to form the highest level of trust and honesty.

"Oi Sam The Ramclam jones, did you get the goon?"
"that's a Ramclam to the face cunt"
"roflramclam did you fuck that hooker?"

Ramclam by Ryan Anderson December 24, 2008

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Ramclam

A loser who will never wins in life. Ramclam may have a good life but at the end of the day there just loser

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Ramclam by Dennison Ramclam January 26, 2023

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Ramalamadingdong

Generally describes a rather sad individual, who continually fucks up their life beyond comprehension by repeatedly engaging in reckless juvenile behavior that is consistent with delinquents 10-15 years younger than themselves. A true Ramalamadindog engages in these epic failures despite being born with a silver spoon in his mouth and relishes in any opportunity to brag to their friends (i.e. former friends) via Facebook status updates and Away Messages about fictional conquests that are preposterous and altogether unbelievable.

Vik: Yo kid, I just got a new job...it's so ill, it's way better yourz nucka. I'm makin 80,000 bones a year now son...plus comish...so trill! G'd out! fuck yea!!

J-Riz: Um. Ok...?

Vik: Yeahhhh boyeee! I am so effing great! Oh yeah, and I am going to Vegas, got that shizz comped foo! Are you jealous or what?

J-Riz: Nah, man...that's just some Ramalamadingdong. You know you just caught a beatdown from a midget and lost your job at the cheese factory. Please take me off your contact list. UNSUBSCRIBE!

Ramalamadingdong by TargusTargus April 6, 2009