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1.)A colloquial term used to describe all forms of currency. The term originated through the exchange of "clams" (currency) for ram (random-access-memory) and can be used as a noun, verb or adverb.

2.)A term conned as an alias for those who consider themselves worthy of Ramclam eg) Ryan "the ramclam Ando"

3.)Used in conjunction with "Rofl" to form the highest level of trust and honesty.
"Oi Sam The Ramclam jones, did you get the goon?"
"that's a Ramclam to the face cunt"
"roflramclam did you fuck that hooker?"
Ramclam by Ryan Anderson December 24, 2008
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A loser who will never wins in life. Ramclam may have a good life but at the end of the day there just loser
Ramclam
Ramclam by Dennison Ramclam January 26, 2023

Ramalamadingdong 

Generally describes a rather sad individual, who continually fucks up their life beyond comprehension by repeatedly engaging in reckless juvenile behavior that is consistent with delinquents 10-15 years younger than themselves. A true Ramalamadindog engages in these epic failures despite being born with a silver spoon in his mouth and relishes in any opportunity to brag to their friends (i.e. former friends) via Facebook status updates and Away Messages about fictional conquests that are preposterous and altogether unbelievable.
Vik: Yo kid, I just got a new job...it's so ill, it's way better yourz nucka. I'm makin 80,000 bones a year now son...plus comish...so trill! G'd out! fuck yea!!

J-Riz: Um. Ok...?

Vik: Yeahhhh boyeee! I am so effing great! Oh yeah, and I am going to Vegas, got that shizz comped foo! Are you jealous or what?

J-Riz: Nah, man...that's just some Ramalamadingdong. You know you just caught a beatdown from a midget and lost your job at the cheese factory. Please take me off your contact list. UNSUBSCRIBE!

Ramalamadingdong 

A thing where people like to steal the first three letters from.
“Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong”
Ramalamadingdong by purpl3_h-r4cxn August 13, 2021

ramalamadingdong 

man1: Dude, I just found some hot chicks that want to party.

man2: RAMALAMADINGDONG
ramalamadingdong by Joseph Kool September 20, 2003

Ramalamadingdong 

Another name used for Edward and Bellas child “Renesmee” because her name is so stupid, from the popular facebook group TwilightSewerposting
Person1: Have you seen the new Twilight movie with Edwards and Bellas baby Renesmee?
Sewerrat: Who? Oh you mean Ramalamadingdong
Ramalamadingdong by Hydronine November 7, 2021

ramalamadingdong 

ramalamadingdong is to suddenly have the urge to fry an omelette
i’m feeling rather ramalamadingdong today
ramalamadingdong by lololbants November 10, 2018
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