Radio-Hand 

A person who doesn't actually do anything at work. But when they talk on the radio, they act like they did everything and then takes all the credit.

A person that is lazy but when they finally do something, they have to announce it over the radio. So everyone can hear what they did.

(Used in any business where the employees talk over a two-way radio.)

Boss: We went ahead and got everything done.

Employee 1: God!, I don't know why he is saying "we". He didn't do anything.

Employee 2: Man, you know he is just a radio-hand.

Employee 1: I know, he just sits in front of his laptop all day watching movies.

Radio-Hand by fracmule December 16, 2009

Hand to shaft ratio 

form of measurement;

Comparison of shaft length and hand-size in a formula for measurement of penis size;
the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis shaft and the hand gripping it;
the quantitative relation between a penis and a hand;

the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis and a hand.

He said he's a solid 8 inches and sent you a picture? Did you use the hand to shaft ratio to determine if this is true?

If you go off of the fact that "a hand" is a form of measurement, based on the width of a grown man's hand, understood to equal 4 inches, you can use the hand to shaft ratio to determine the object size at hand.

Hand to shaft ratio by MareBare84 September 23, 2014

radiohad

when one has been revoked of ones radio they become, Radiohad

Hey bro I'm Radiohad

radiohad by strzelec September 17, 2020