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Actually it is Reverse Titty Fuck With Ball Gobble.

As in you are thrusting your penis in between a girl's breasts in the less common direction of away from her face so that your testicles are readily accessible to her mouth in which case she will of course gobble them mightily making your experience something to remember.
Hey remember that time I RTFBG'd Grayce...yeah she gobbled that shit like a turkey.
rtfbg by o-neg March 20, 2007
Related Words
RT2FB • RTFB • RTFBG
RTFB means "Read the ****ing binary". RTFS means "Read the ****ing source". If there is no source available, and your only option is RTFB, you are likely screwed.

Inspired by RTFM.
Q: "How does this program work?"
A: "RTFS!"
Q: "I don't have the source."
A: "Then RTFB!"
RTFB by oboeguy April 25, 2006
Read The Bill.
John Conyers: “I love these members, they get up and say, ‘Read the bill. What good is reading the bill if it’s a thousand pages and you don’t have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?”

Me: "John, we expect you to RTFB before signing the f thing"
RTFB by The Wizer September 10, 2009
RTFB is a Security Contracting agency based out of Southern New Jersey. They specialize in investigations, asset recovery, and search/seizure operations. They do great work, and I highly recommend them.

Guy: Dude, my house was just robbed, and the cops won't do anything about it!

Me: You should call RTFB, they specialize in that sort of thing.

Guy: Really? Cool!
RTFB by Robert Carter December 20, 2008
An advanced sexual position.

Reverse Tit Fuck Bum Growl
Last night I tried out the RTFBG
RTFBG by Labrat August 3, 2004
Acronym for Read The Fucking Blog. The acronym some pretentious asshole uses when a friend asks him about a recent event in his life. An event about which he obviously and even more recently blogged.
Friend: "Hey what's up man! How was the hiking trip?"

Asshole: "Didn't you READ MY BLOG??"

Friend: "Your blog?"

Asshole: "Yeah man, like, RTFB!"

Friend: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Asshole: "On my MySpace."

Friend: "MySpace is gay."
RTFB by Forrest Harding August 30, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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