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Roll on the floor melting (if your a snowman)
Snowmen (or Snowmans) cant laugh, so really all they do when they are extremely amused is roll around on the floor, the well known equations of themodynamics explain the melting bit so I will not elaborate further on that.

Please spare a thought for this often overlooked and seasonal subculture and use ROTFM often during winter.

Go Frosty!
ROTFM by ItsDadHere September 6, 2010
Rolling On The Floor Like Draco Malfoy
This term refers to the character Draco Malfoy from A Very A Potter Musical, the fan-made parody musical by StarKid Productions. In the musical, Draco is known for rolling around on the floor, so, to ROTFLDM is to roll around in an imitation of Draco.
Person 1: My friend just said she was a Hufflepuff, and I said "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
Person 2: ROTFLDM
ROTFLDM by Remus John Lupin May 24, 2010

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck
So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF
ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF by Blippee August 31, 2023

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose
(in a chat window)

a: dude...check this out!!! <insert super funny link here>
a: (5 minutes later) you there?
b: (15 minutes later) DUDE!!! ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN!!! OMG OMG!!!

J. R. Rotem 

A world-famous record producer and attention whore. He is best known for interrupting his musicians' radio singles with countless name and label drops, i.e. "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!" or "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!"
Radio: BEGLUGA HEIGHTS!!!
Listener: Damn J. R. Rotem! I was just getting into that song!

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Radio: Jason Derülo! BELUGA HEIGHTS!!! J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!
Listener 1: Who does this song?
Listener 2: Damned if I know..
Rolling on the floor crying...
After something very insightful, inspiring, or saddening has been said/texted/tweeted, which brings someone to or close to tears, one responds with the phrase ROTFC.
I just heard the most insightful, inspiring, or saddening thing, so i am ROTFC.
ROTFC by Renaisaloser April 21, 2010
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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