ROTFM 

Rolling On The Floor Masturbating

"Mike, did you just spill soda all over my keyboard!?"

"Jeez, ROTFM"

ROTFM by Manofmanynames November 13, 2009

ROTFM 

Roll on the floor melting (if your a snowman)

Snowmen (or Snowmans) cant laugh, so really all they do when they are extremely amused is roll around on the floor, the well known equations of themodynamics explain the melting bit so I will not elaborate further on that.

Please spare a thought for this often overlooked and seasonal subculture and use ROTFM often during winter.

Go Frosty!

ROTFM by ItsDadHere September 6, 2010

ROTFLDM 

Rolling On The Floor Like Draco Malfoy
This term refers to the character Draco Malfoy from A Very A Potter Musical, the fan-made parody musical by StarKid Productions. In the musical, Draco is known for rolling around on the floor, so, to ROTFLDM is to roll around in an imitation of Draco.

Person 1: My friend just said she was a Hufflepuff, and I said "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
Person 2: ROTFLDM

ROTFLDM by Remus John Lupin May 24, 2010

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck

So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF by Blippee August 31, 2023

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose

(in a chat window)

a: dude...check this out!!! <insert super funny link here>
a: (5 minutes later) you there?
b: (15 minutes later) DUDE!!! ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN!!! OMG OMG!!!

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN by krist0ph3r April 19, 2009

J. R. Rotem 

A world-famous record producer and attention whore. He is best known for interrupting his musicians' radio singles with countless name and label drops, i.e. "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!" or "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!"

Radio: BEGLUGA HEIGHTS!!!
Listener: Damn J. R. Rotem! I was just getting into that song!

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Radio: Jason Derülo! BELUGA HEIGHTS!!! J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!
Listener 1: Who does this song?
Listener 2: Damned if I know..

J. R. Rotem by Annoyed Great Falls Resident June 21, 2010

ROTFC 

Rolling on the floor crying...
After something very insightful, inspiring, or saddening has been said/texted/tweeted, which brings someone to or close to tears, one responds with the phrase ROTFC.

I just heard the most insightful, inspiring, or saddening thing, so i am ROTFC.

ROTFC by Renaisaloser April 21, 2010