ROMFG

An acronym for "Rolling On My Fucking God." A portmanteau of ROTFM (Rolling On The Floor Laughing) and OMFG (Oh My Fucking God). Used in situations that are both so funny and so absurdly idiotic that neither ROTFM nor OMFG alone would suffice.

Guy 1: "Matt told a terrorist joke while waiting in line at airport security yesterday. He is currently having his ass violated in a federal prison."
Guy 2: "ROMFG!"
Guy 1: "Wait... rolling on... what the hell?"

by RepelHistory July 24, 2008

Romford Motorbike

A car with only one working light that, at night, looks like a motorcycle approaching. Every other car in Romford has at least one non-working headlamp.

This is a narrow lane so I’m glad that’s a motorbike coming the other way. Oh Jesus, breath in kids it’s a Romford motorbike.

by TrashmanUK February 8, 2019

ROMFFLMMFAO

A really long way of saying "lol".

Dude, I just saw some guy get hit in the head with a coconut and now I'm ROMFFLMMFAO!

by skppy1225 September 8, 2008

RMFG

Short for REAL MOTHER FUCKING "G"

Yo you the RMFG's in here.

by NOMAD ACTUAL January 7, 2017

rofgar

roll on floor getting anal raped. originates from the word rofl

Pers likes to rofgar.

by jebus557 November 27, 2006

Romfroft

An orgy in Antarctica where everyone cums in the snow. The snow will then be collected. Regular snow will be put in 75 cups, and the cum snow will be put in 25 cups. Everyone then eats the snow. The people who get the cum snow have to stick their genitals in snow. Everyone else gets to fuck each other.

"I heard Jerry went to a Romfroft, he said his dick got frostbite."

by Donald Biden vs. Joe Trump November 7, 2020

Romagical

Pertaining to something that is both Romantic and Magical at the same time. Can be used as a smart ass remark.

Example 1- The first time Jodi and Don locked eyes, Don's heart skipped a beat. He could picture their kids, their future, and every possibility that awaited. It was love at first sight. It was truly a romagical moment.
Example 2- On Jodi and Don's first date, Don took Jodi to an AA meeting. Don asked Jodi if she liked his choice of venue, Jodi replied "It's the most romagical day of my life"

by Sara Foster October 5, 2006