ROMFG

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An acronym for "Rolling On My Fucking God." A portmanteau of ROTFM (Rolling On The Floor Laughing) and OMFG (Oh My Fucking God). Used in situations that are both so funny and so absurdly idiotic that neither ROTFM nor OMFG alone would suffice.

Guy 1: "Matt told a terrorist joke while waiting in line at airport security yesterday. He is currently having his ass violated in a federal prison."
Guy 2: "ROMFG!"
Guy 1: "Wait... rolling on... what the hell?"

ROMFG by RepelHistory July 24, 2008

Words you can keep

Romford Motorbike

A car with only one working light that, at night, looks like a motorcycle approaching. Every other car in Romford has at least one non-working headlamp.

This is a narrow lane so I’m glad that’s a motorbike coming the other way. Oh Jesus, breath in kids it’s a Romford motorbike.

Romford Motorbike by TrashmanUK February 8, 2019

Related Words

ROMFG • romf • ROFG • Romega • ROMFFLMMFAO • romford • romg • rimfg • RMFG • ROAMFG

ROMFFLMMFAO

A really long way of saying "lol".

Dude, I just saw some guy get hit in the head with a coconut and now I'm ROMFFLMMFAO!

ROMFFLMMFAO by skppy1225 September 8, 2008

RMFG

Short for REAL MOTHER FUCKING "G"

Yo you the RMFG's in here.

RMFG by NOMAD ACTUAL January 7, 2017

rofgar

roll on floor getting anal raped. originates from the word rofl

Pers likes to rofgar.

rofgar by jebus557 November 27, 2006

Romfroft

An orgy in Antarctica where everyone cums in the snow. The snow will then be collected. Regular snow will be put in 75 cups, and the cum snow will be put in 25 cups. Everyone then eats the snow. The people who get the cum snow have to stick their genitals in snow. Everyone else gets to fuck each other.

"I heard Jerry went to a Romfroft, he said his dick got frostbite."

Romfroft by Donald Biden vs. Joe Trump November 7, 2020

Romagical

Pertaining to something that is both Romantic and Magical at the same time. Can be used as a smart ass remark.

Example 1- The first time Jodi and Don locked eyes, Don's heart skipped a beat. He could picture their kids, their future, and every possibility that awaited. It was love at first sight. It was truly a romagical moment.
Example 2- On Jodi and Don's first date, Don took Jodi to an AA meeting. Don asked Jodi if she liked his choice of venue, Jodi replied "It's the most romagical day of my life"

Romagical by Sara Foster October 5, 2006

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026