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Rolling on Floor Laughing Pissing on Rug


This occurs when you laugh so hard that u fall to the ground and start to uncontrollably piss on the rug.
Dave- yo, yesterday i was driving and i wasn't paying attention which ended up with me nailing this kid on a bike.

Friend- ROFLPOR your a dumbass.
ROFLPOR by Vizionz August 17, 2008
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roflpotato 

Rolling on the floor laughing plus a potato on the end for extra humor.

Originally a weak attempt at continuing a string of food-related lmao/rofl/lol/etc. terms.
Internerd 1: "ROFLCOPTER!"
Internerd 2: "LMAONADE!"
Internerd 1: "LMAONNAISE!"
Internoob: "ROFLPOTATO!"
Internerds 1+2: "... no."
roflpotato by Lance Q February 20, 2009
Related Words

roflpocalypse 

end of the world as we know it from everyone rofling at once.
A: OMGLOLZ that was so0o0 funny lollololl

everyone rofling

B: OMG ROFLPOCALYPSE

earth explodes
roflpocalypse by michelle teh h4x0r February 4, 2007

roflpoop 

rofl and poop combined - generally used to mean roll on floor laughing so hard you nearly poop.
<ubergeek> oh man u just totally pwned me at tetris
<lolzbunnies> roflpoop
roflpoop by Zoeena April 16, 2008

roflzorusness 

An upgrade from the original word "rofl", which means "Rolling on the floor laughing". Has been first upgraded with the extension "zor", which is a suffix from the leet language, making "roflzor".
"Roflzorusness", with the help of the suffix "ness", is a much more stronger "rofl", a UBER "rofl". The one you use when you're out of your words.
When you see a video on youtube of two stupid 13 years old girls singing some Britney. You then state ROFLZORUSNESS.

When you PWN a nub on dota and that he instantantly leaves because you're too leet for him. "ROFLZORUSNESS what a nublet".

When you just said something to someone that made him in a "Pwned" state, you then say ROFLZORUSNESS.
roflzorusness by Dodsferd March 27, 2009

ROFLPOTTOMUS 

A hippotomus that eats roflwoffles and pwns faces. Easily distinguished by it's purple skin and crossed eyes which enables it to pwn multiple faces at teh same time. Hates teh ROFLNOCEROS.
Bob: omg wanna cex later?
Chris: ROFLPOTTOMUS, nty kthnxbai
ROFLPOTTOMUS by Teh Bob & Rob September 18, 2008

roflpops 

Combining roll on floor laughing with Pops, meaning Roll on floor laughing & pooping out purple shit.
Omg dude that was so funny, roflpops!
roflpops by Dejan_Revenge November 4, 2007
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