Acronym used in text messages and message boards standing for 'Rolling on floor jerking myself off'. As ROFLMAO implies something funny was written, ROFJMO acknowledges something sexy.
by Timmy the Geek January 14, 2009
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the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with
i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason
by Adam Henaghan March 23, 2008
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user2: roflmoa
user1: roflmoa? don't you mean roflmao
user2: no! rolling on floor licking my own ass
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user2: no! rolling on floor licking my own ass
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What you would say when you happen to see a cow in the distance, and also laughing for some random reason simultaneously.
Asphyxiation.
TIRO.
Also, if you just want to substitute boring chat acronyms (e.g. lol, lmao, rofl, roflmao) for something with a little...zest to it.
(Credits to Michael James and Vikram Akam)
What you would say when you happen to see a cow in the distance, and also laughing for some random reason simultaneously.
Asphyxiation.
TIRO.
Also, if you just want to substitute boring chat acronyms (e.g. lol, lmao, rofl, roflmao) for something with a little...zest to it.
(Credits to Michael James and Vikram Akam)
Person 1: "What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?"
Person 2: "Uh...I don't know."
Person 1: "Whatever you want, he cannot hear you!"
Person 2: "Uh...I don't get it."
Person 1: "Roflmoo."
Person 2: "Uh...I don't know."
Person 1: "Whatever you want, he cannot hear you!"
Person 2: "Uh...I don't get it."
Person 1: "Roflmoo."
by Sappyspartan October 2, 2009
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