ROFJMO
Acronym used in text messages and message boards standing for 'Rolling on floor jerking myself off'. As ROFLMAO implies something funny was written, ROFJMO acknowledges something sexy.
ROFJMO by Timmy the Geek January 14, 2009
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ROFJMO • roflmonster • roflmobile • rofimof • ROFJMD • ROFJO • roflmoa • roflmon • roflmonger • roflmonkey
roflmonster
the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with
i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason
roflmonster by Adam Henaghan March 23, 2008
ROFJMD
Acronym for Rolling On the Floor Jacking My Dick. Used when something is too funny to use, lol, lmao, rofl, ect...
ROFJMD by Haywood Jablome 69 August 8, 2010
ROFSMOD
ROFSMOD by Qpido Forbidden February 3, 2004
Roflmoo
ROFLMOO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Oxygen Out
What you would say when you happen to see a cow in the distance, and also laughing for some random reason simultaneously.
Asphyxiation.
TIRO.
Also, if you just want to substitute boring chat acronyms (e.g. lol, lmao, rofl, roflmao) for something with a little...zest to it.
(Credits to Michael James and Vikram Akam)
What you would say when you happen to see a cow in the distance, and also laughing for some random reason simultaneously.
Asphyxiation.
TIRO.
Also, if you just want to substitute boring chat acronyms (e.g. lol, lmao, rofl, roflmao) for something with a little...zest to it.
(Credits to Michael James and Vikram Akam)
Person 1: "What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?"
Person 2: "Uh...I don't know."
Person 1: "Whatever you want, he cannot hear you!"
Person 2: "Uh...I don't get it."
Person 1: "Roflmoo."
Person 2: "Uh...I don't know."
Person 1: "Whatever you want, he cannot hear you!"
Person 2: "Uh...I don't get it."
Person 1: "Roflmoo."
Roflmoo by Sappyspartan October 2, 2009
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