RIOFL 

A keyboard misspelling(typo) from the acronym "ROFL" which means "Rolling On The Floor Laughing". It isn't used very often,in fact it is barely used by people on the internet,sometimes unwillingly.

Example:

Joe15: My dad woke me up so early this morning,I could barely stand.

Mike124: RIOFL

Joe15: What?!

Mike124: ROFL*

Joe15: Oh :)

RIOFL by Ned-suki October 14, 2007

snipper riffle 

A long distance precision weapon used by snippers to assassinate enemies. Not to be confused with a sniper rifle

"Oh my god, somebody shot Steve with a snipper riffle!"

snipper riffle by The Diet Coke of Evil April 8, 2010

ROFLBIGBUTT 

An acronym for:

Rolling

On

Floor

Laughing

But

I

Got

Back

Up

To

Type

*on the computer*

John: Let's play Call of Duty!

Joe: haha duty

John: ROFLBIGBUTT!!!

ROFLBIGBUTT by lamarin May 18, 2011

black rifle disease 

Condition: When you eat, sleep, & drink black rifles, AR's(Armalite-Rifle), have an uncontrollable urge & can't stop buying AR's or AR related stuff.

Causes: People catch BRD from shooting black rifles, & may be at risk if their favorite smell is gunpowder or gun solvents/oils, 1 or more of your parents or gp's has BRD. People with BRD may use & abuse AR15's, AR10's, AR12's, AR22's & now AR47's. Additional calibers of black rifles may worsen your condition.

Cure: There is no cure for BRD, but people can live happy & healthy lives as long as it's properly treated.

Treatment: Treatments include handling, shooting, cleaning AR's. Studies have shown group therapy to be effective. Meet other people suffering from BRD at 3-gun & high power matches. Deer & other large & small game hunting may also be effective therapy.

Responsibilities: Think carefully before letting someone who's never shot a black rifle shoot one of yours. It's extremely likely they will catch BRD immediately. If you are responsible for someone's BRD you should be there for them, counsel them, help with treatment, take them shooting. BRD is unlikely to go dormant, even in someone who has only shot a black rifle once. Be supportive of each other. If you know someone with BRD, reach out & see if they want to go shooting, hunting, or whatever. The disease is stronger when you're alone, get & stay around other people with BRD, your BRD & it's symptoms may lessen over time, or it may get worse, lol.

Good luck!

I caught black rifle disease after building my first AR, a BCM 14.5 SOCOM Freefloated under a KMR Alpha 13" Keymod, with a pinned and welded Surefire SFMB-556 Muzzle Brake. I'd already bought two Colts, an M4orgery, and an A4. But that BCM build did me in. I'm afraid I'm stage 4. My BRD is now so bad, I carry my BCM with me around the house when no-one is home.

black rifle disease by BlackRifleDiseaseExplainer November 18, 2016

Keep Your Rifle By Your Side 

A song meant to be satire but quickly became the modern version of Yankee Doodle

John: "Have you ever listened to the modern Yankee Doodle?"

Alex: "Hell yeah, Keep Your Rifle By Your Side"

Keep Your Rifle By Your Side by AmericaLover123 January 12, 2022

roflberry pwncakes 

Obviously these are pwncakes made with roflberries.

Commonly served to someone after they have been pwned, with a side dish of stfunewb.

*** gamer1 headshots gamer2 with p228***

gamer1: roflberry pwncakes

roflberry pwncakes by bryan18 September 6, 2005

roflaf 

Rolling on Floor Laughing and Farting

Defined and used by the Vampire trading team, an eclectic group of forex traders led by the mysterious Dr Bob, who stay up all night staring at candlestick charts filled with lines and squiggles and dots that comprise trading strategies with nonsensical names such as big breakfast. Staying up all night watching currency pairs will cause some strange conversations and humor helps break the tension of trading in wildly changing markets.

DB: I just entered e/j on the 1 min light and I'm up 1 pip. Cmon, let's see one mor pip.
DJ: ROFLAF

roflaf by mspips January 25, 2008