RIBWIF 

acronym for Romantically Inclined Boy Who Is Friend
A nicer way of saying your wheels
Shorter way of saying the guy you're seeing

Girl, you have been seeing this guy forever, are you two dating yet?
No, he's just my RIBWIF.

RIBWIF by mousy07 August 21, 2017

ribwich 

A limited time offer from KrustyBurger, a overprocessed BBQ-rib sandwich. Due to the sauce's addictive nature (it was known for causing death from hypertension with a single bite), it led to the extinction of the source where the meat originated from, the whale.

The last known box of ribwich was sold to a French man who traded his Ferrari GTX-350 for it.

The Simpson's KrustyBurger Ribwich Limited Time Offer commercial:

"Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a barn of sesame"

A steel mill worker strains as he pulls a metal lever

"We start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the hell out of it, until it's good enough for Krusty!"

2 mill workers heave a mature cattle and hurl it into the furnance. Animal-like screaming can be heard in the chamber as the hapless bovine is toasted to ashes. Molten ingot containing the burnt cow flows down the pipe and into a mold. Krusty the clown puts the contanminated metal into a sandwich bun and bites...

"Try my new Krusty Ribwich.. mmmmm! I don't mind the taste!"

ribwich by Chang Tan October 2, 2004

ribwinkle 

Descriptive word for the short sucking sound that your penis makes when it detatches from your scrotum when you get a lecture fat.

I knew I was in trouble when I heard a ribwinkle two minutes before the end of my biology lecture. Running through the college with a pants tent to your next lecture is a real drag.

ribwinkle by FunBags August 31, 2005

eating ribwich 

eating a girl out. going down on a girl. to insert the toungue into the vaginal area for purposes of pleasure.

i was eating a ribwich, whe was so warm and tender, just like the a real ribwich.

eating ribwich by julio March 12, 2004

Ribwich 

1. Limited Time Wich Of Rib from The Simpsons.

2. When you drop a shit in the toilet that looks like a full brown sandwich, it has layers and all, and some people give theirs names, can potentially block the toilet, also can be called: Club Sandwich,
cheese lump, truck load, crapalanche, Biggest shit in the Univarse, Infra Brown, plump dump, odd twinky, big yodel, Larger than life, the Kracken, lardo, slump, roast pudding, Rectal insursion, Anal Fissure, Anal Insanal, a fig of the anus, kerplang!, brown surprise and more...

1. Hello, One Ribwich Please.

2. HOLY SHIT! HE FUCKIN DROPPED A RIBWICH THAT CRAMMED MY WHOLE WATER SYSTEM! FUCK YOU!

Ribwich by berry boy. December 25, 2008

ribiff 

when someone’s resting face looks serious, annoyed or like they’re scowling.
Synonyms: Resting Bitch Face

why you got that ribiff on you?

ribiff by Noob__Master69 May 3, 2024