Real Isopod Hours

The time of night when people come out in search for food

*in a mcDonalds at 2 a.m.*
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.

by Handle #354566 December 4, 2017

The time of day when one can really respect the majestic isopod.

Girlfriend: "My parents aren't home. Come over."
Boyfriend: "Nah nigga, it's real isopod hours. I gotta go down to the aquarium."

by Stuck_inREM January 29, 2018

The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.

*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-

*stubs toe*
*screams*

by blinkythecomputer January 13, 2022

Real isopod hours

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day

by That one guy 225 February 1, 2018

The time of day between 12:05 a.m. and 3:15 a.m. for niggas whomst've are isopods to express their true isopod feelings.

What time is it cole? It's real isopod nigga hours

by Hahapoopynig January 27, 2018