Quief monster

Someone who can fart out of the vagina numerous times a second, also known as a queif master

During the slumber party the girls had a "Queif-off". just as it looked like Selma would win her mom(a 36 year-old retired female body builder) walked in the room and queifed like a terrorist holding an assault rifle at the presidential inauguration. she is now Classified as a Class "S" Quief monster and has been nominated to become Quief Queen of the United States

by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

queef monster

1.Queef Monster is someone who is a GIGANTIC Queef (Vaginal Fart)
2. Jexxor of Burning Blade

1.God dude, i fucked this bitch so hard, she was a queef MONSTER.
2. Man..That Jexxor. He sure is a Queef Monster.

by Katell November 16, 2006

Queef monster

A queef monster is when a guy eats the queefs at a rapid pace.

“I had a queef monster in my pussy last night “

by Lick my delicious balls December 25, 2021

queef crack bikini monster

after a long night of drinking and waking up to a fat and ugly chick in your bed and the smell of queefs around you and pubes sprinkled all over the place

I went to the beach and there were all fat and dirty bitches with their pubes hanging out while queef crack bikini monstering their way around the beach like its their day to day job while thinking they own the place

by davy likes penis April 11, 2010

queefmonster

When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.

Brittany: What the fuck happened to your cock and balls?
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!

by The queefoniator May 29, 2009

QueefMonster

A bitch with an extra phat pussy that that squeeze out a good queef

Look at that queefmonster over there doing her thang

by Queefmonster October 28, 2017