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Quasadisla 

Quasadisla (kwas - uh - diz - luh):
A new sexual position in which the woman is compacted as much as possible into a spherical state then wrapped around by the guy as much as possible in the attempt to completely eliminate the light of day from reaching the woman, kind of like the pita of a quesadilla prevents the spicy innards from seeing the light of day. Any open orifice is fair game for insertion. The maneuver works best with small, petite women, especially midgets.
"Hey, Joe, I made a Quasadisla last night with your mother. It was fantastic, the best I've ever had."
Quasadisla by theJackHammer October 4, 2005
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Italian quesadilla 

Two slices of pizza served face-to-face with the cheese and toppings inside and the bottoms of the slices on the outside.

When served it looks like a large piece of a quesadilla but is really just an easy way to eat two slices of pizza at the same time.

A creative way of mixing different toppings of pizza into each bite.
May I have an Italian Quesadilla with one meat lovers and one veggie slice to-go, please?
Italian quesadilla by EvoLife September 22, 2019

stinky quesadilla 

A euphemism for a woman's vagina during a yeast infection. The term comes from the pungent smell of a yeast infection, much like the odor of a finely aged cheese.
I can't believe you ate Krystal's stinky quesadilla.

spicy quesadilla 

n. A woman so fine that when all men (even gays) see her their tongues fall out of mouth and sometimes a string of saliva.
Miley Cyrus is NOT a spicy quesadilla.

Cupid's Quesadilla 

When a guy pulls back his foreskin and injects smegma in the woman's vagina, both partys cum and they eat it together.
Me and my girl had a "Cupid's quesadilla" last night. It was wild.
Cupid's Quesadilla by Kasketman December 7, 2020

Canadian Quesadilla 

A Grilled Cheese sandwich. Must be close-faced.
That Canadian Quesadilla I got at the malt shop today was da bomb.

Furry Quesadilla 

Term used to describe the female anatomy in its "natural", unwaxed or unshaved form.
Girls should stop sending nudes to guys because no one wants to see their furry quesadillas.
Furry Quesadilla by NoOnesMom March 25, 2010
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