Pwnce de Leon

The explorer who spent his whole life searching for the Fountain of Pwn, which would make anyone who drank from it a 1337 pwnz0r for life.

Today, the term is used to describe any n00b who gets continually pwned at something and never improves, yet keeps coming back for more.

Guy 1: "Crap! I've been playing Halo for 4 years now and I've never won a game of capture the flag."

Guy 2: "Give it up, Pwnce de Leon."

Pwnce de Leon by MJMizzle October 24, 2007

Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon 

Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon. The guy who found Florida while in search for the legendary fountain of youth.

Student: Who found Florida?
Teacher: Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon.

Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon by Brittany M. September 18, 2006

Ponce de Leon 

The Marijuana capital of the World.
If you live here you definatly know how to take a hit.

I live in Ponce de Leon and get high everiday

Ponce de Leon by AlexTayHenry April 15, 2009

ponce de leon 

when you are fucking an illegal minor just as you are about to finish pull out and blow your load into your hand and rub it on her face.

Mark: Dude, I ponce de leoned that 10th Grader
Gavi: Bro, your 35
Mark: I know

ponce de leon by Shlavi Daytrin November 2, 2008

Ponce-de-Leóned 

A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.

A much higher degree of being owned.

After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"

While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"

Ponce-de-Leóned by Ahmed the Vampire Slayer January 17, 2006