Purtich

A person whos sexual preference leads them to enjoy the bedroom company of other poorly endowed, often vegetarian boys with stretched ears and "Baby Faced" Features. Sausage gobbling is the only meat consumption approved by those who follow the 'Purtich' Lifestyle

"Man that dude was such a fuckin Purtich!"

by Bawsssssss October 20, 2011

Putrichor

Putrichor (noun): the putrid smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a warm, dry period in a densely populated urban center.

Antonym of Petrichor

"The rapidly emanating putrichor from the New York asphalt reeked of vomit and urine...and I loved every bit of it."

by Trypno November 19, 2016

Putrichora

The smell of a fart.

Bubba just parted do you smell the putrichora

by Darkcrow March 22, 2025

Putrichora

The smell of a fart.

He just let one rip...do you smell the putrichora?

by Darkcrow March 23, 2025

PurtchSwiping

A strategy where a company intentionally and gradually weakens, restricts, or limits an existing feature—not as an accident or cost-cutting measure, but as a deliberate path toward fully removing or locking it behind control once resistance is worn down.

PurtchSwiping conditions users to accept loss of control piece by piece, instead of honestly announcing the change and dealing with backlash upfront.

The goal is eventual elimination, while minimizing backlash along the way.

“Google started purtchswiping sideloading by adding warnings and restrictions, then tried to remove it entirely until users pushed back.”

“They didn’t kill the feature overnight — they purtchswiped it until no one noticed it was gone.”

by HammerLooooong December 7, 2025