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An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.
"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast
by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015
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