Pulling a Moses 

When, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman's ass cheeks for first time penetration as if Moses had parted the Red Sea for legions of followers.

I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.

Pulling a Moses by Jersey Gourmet January 15, 2012

Pulling a Modest Mouse 

where you go to the grocery store to buy some new friends because you hate all of yours

Its Friday night and no ones returned my phone calls, I think I'm going to be pulling a Modest Mouse.

Pulling a Modest Mouse by jetfresh June 18, 2011