Pulling a Maury

consistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.

You couldnt hang out with me because you were pulling a Maury

by leo "poldy" pold December 10, 2008

Pulling a Maury

onsistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.

You couldnt hang out with me because you were pulling a Maury

by leo "poldy" pold December 14, 2008

Pulling a Mary

v. surpassing traffic by driving in the turn lane until you have reached your destination

There was so much traffic on the way to the beach, I had to start pulling a Mary.

by Pastor Gas June 10, 2015

Pulling a Mary

At school when you have two sitting at a table and one of the two desk mates moves to got sit with one of his/her other friends and leaves you by yourself.

Joe: Yeah I'm going to go sit next to Abby
Rick: What you're just going to leave me here by myself
Sebastian: Oh man. Joe was just pulling a Mary. haha

by RocoSpikey April 29, 2010

Pulling a Mary

Complete utter random-ness, Lightweight, Nicotine Fiend.

Squeezing somebody's nose at random.
Rambling about something that has nothing to do with the conversation being said.
Someone who can't hold their alcohol, and snores.
Someone who needs a cigarrete every 2 fucking seconds.

Me: Hey Mary, I need the gate card to open up the gate.
Mary: HUH?!.. WHAT?!.. *snores*
Me: Um, Mary.. how you feeling right now?
Mary: HUHH?!... WHAAATS GOING ON?! *snores*
Mary: *1 hour later* *wakes up* MAN! I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE OR IMA KILL A BITCH!!!
Me: *pissed off* WTF, YOUR PULLING A MARY AGAIN!!!

by Plastiq Trip November 8, 2007

Pullin' A Mary

When a small jewish kid accidently gets confused for other good looking people and hooks up with the new cute girl at a party who is very drunk. This rarely ever happens, but when it does, its quite shocking.

Yo, this kid andrew thinks he's pullin' a mary with this chick over there! You believe that haha???

by TheGreekMan June 7, 2009