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Pulling a Maury 

consistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.
You couldnt hang out with me because you were pulling a Maury
Pulling a Maury by leo "poldy" pold December 10, 2008
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Pulling a Maury 

onsistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.
You couldnt hang out with me because you were pulling a Maury
Pulling a Maury by leo "poldy" pold December 14, 2008

Pulling a Mary 

v. surpassing traffic by driving in the turn lane until you have reached your destination
There was so much traffic on the way to the beach, I had to start pulling a Mary.
Pulling a Mary by Pastor Gas June 10, 2015

Pulling a Mary 

At school when you have two sitting at a table and one of the two desk mates moves to got sit with one of his/her other friends and leaves you by yourself.
Joe: Yeah I'm going to go sit next to Abby
Rick: What you're just going to leave me here by myself
Sebastian: Oh man. Joe was just pulling a Mary. haha
Pulling a Mary by RocoSpikey April 29, 2010

Pulling a Mary 

Complete utter random-ness, Lightweight, Nicotine Fiend.
Squeezing somebody's nose at random.
Rambling about something that has nothing to do with the conversation being said.
Someone who can't hold their alcohol, and snores.
Someone who needs a cigarrete every 2 fucking seconds.

Me: Hey Mary, I need the gate card to open up the gate.
Mary: HUH?!.. WHAT?!.. *snores*
Me: Um, Mary.. how you feeling right now?
Mary: HUHH?!... WHAAATS GOING ON?! *snores*
Mary: *1 hour later* *wakes up* MAN! I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE OR IMA KILL A BITCH!!!
Me: *pissed off* WTF, YOUR PULLING A MARY AGAIN!!!
Pulling a Mary by Plastiq Trip November 8, 2007

Pullin' A Mary 

When a small jewish kid accidently gets confused for other good looking people and hooks up with the new cute girl at a party who is very drunk. This rarely ever happens, but when it does, its quite shocking.
Yo, this kid andrew thinks he's pullin' a mary with this chick over there! You believe that haha???
Pullin' A Mary by TheGreekMan June 7, 2009
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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