Pulling a Hawkins

A Hawkins is a type of player who has a really long game. Pulling a Hawkins is when a friend leaves your life to do something important and then reappears via social media many years later when he is getting divorced. Then he talks to you until he gets married again, then he ignores you and then shows up again when he is getting divorced again. Someone who does this is pulling a Hawkins.

For example, I can't believe that he is pulling a Hawkins on me again. He went to Iraq after 911 and didn't talk to me for 12 years and then one day he just showed up on my Facebook. Then that time he just talked to me until he met another wife. Now he invites me to his wedding. That player has a really long game.

Pulling a Hawkins by HqKoid7035 June 22, 2020

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026