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Pullin' a Scotty 

If reference to Montgomery Scott, Mr. Scott, or Scotty of Star Trek lore. When you say a task will take longer to complete than it actually will, so that when the task is completed sooner than expected you are looked favorably upon.
Scotty told Captain Kirk that it would take 10 hours to repair the main deflector, but in reality it only took 2 hours. Scotty smiled as Captain Kirk praised the hell out of him for Pullin' a Scotty.

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Boy: Did you hear that? Bill just told his boss he couldn't complete his project report in one day, but I know for a fact that those reports only take 15 minutes.

Girl: Bill's been having a hard time with the new boss, so he was Pullin' a Scotty to get in good with him.
Pullin' a Scotty by R0wan August 22, 2009
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Pulling a Scott West 

Running around flailing your arms above your head screaming out "I'm on Fire" while being completely engulfed in flames.

Also known as the natural reaction to being set on fire.
News anchor: "The girl who was on fire ran into the house screaming I'm on Fire!"
Seth(watching the news): "That girl was totally Pulling a Scott West."
Pulling a Scott West by Sleepsnaked September 30, 2014

Pulling a Scott 

Pulling a "Scott" is when you use someone else's words as your own, without initially crediting them. Occurs in many contexts, including when someone makes a joke that's clever, somewhat obscure, and fits so well into the conversation it seems like they made it up on the spot. Also, when someone inputs something extremely romantic into a conversation, which is actually a song lyric or a movie line.
Lida: "Are you still gonna love me when I'm old and wrinkly?"

Scott: "I'll buy you Rogaine, when you start losing all your hair." (Ingrid Michaelson, The Way I Am)

Lida: "You're precisely the reason they call it 'pulling a Scott,' honey."

Pulling a Scott Johnson

1) The act of having to go poop on a plane.

2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)
Going to taco bell and ordering a Scott Johnson (Pulling a Scott Johnson"
Pulling a Scott Johnson by ryansox October 28, 2012

Pulling a Scott 

1
The act of being contrarian, obstructionist, argumentative and totally irritating for the sake of personal gain and/or laziness and/or the love of the sound of ones own voice.

2
The act of jizzing on the floor and not cleaning up for a frightening amount of time.
"It's all fun and games until somebody Pulls a Scott."

"My inbox is flooded by some douche Pulling a Scott."

"I'm not going in there man! Somebody Pulled a Scott!"
Pulling a Scott by Michael Dougan February 11, 2010

pulling a Scott Lively 

acting like such a stupid homophobic asshole that people will just laugh when you open your mouth
Stop pulling a Scott Lively, its a crime against humanity.

Pulling a Scott 

Pulling a Scott is basically where you pay some guy from Craigslist to fuck your wife while you sit in a darkly lit corner fliming and masterbateing to the whole event.
Pulling a Scott by Cuntcrusader69 October 17, 2017
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