Ptaylordactyl

A Half Bird/Half Taylor Creature. Main Diet Is Cake, Blueberry Soda, And Pizza Hut. Likes Napping In It's Nest All Day. At Night Stalks Playgrounds. You Can Hear It's Menacing Cry When Black Kids Are Near. Can Be Often Found Stealing Giant Pikachu's....

Guy #1: "Did you see that Ptaylordactyl??"

Guy #2: "Yeah dude it totally pushed down that black kid and lol'd"

by RobbieCrabcorex November 16, 2011