Psychobubble 

One whose conversation is derived from the limp jargon of Dr. Phil, Parenting Magazine and all forms of 'coaches.' The call of a psychobubble is distinguishable by its use of the word 'boundaries.' That Nile of a word with its numerous tributaries has drowned the hell out of many unsuspecting small talkers. Even the most experienced navigator of the boring conversation trembles at the thought of being caught in the vapids.
Peculiar to the psychobubbles is that rare ability to make even the most intolerable of Friday afternoon meetings in poorly ventillated rooms longer and less meaningful.

"Did you put that memo under that psychobubble's door that today's quality assurance review is cancelled? HA! Are you in on the pool for how many minutes shorter meeting will be without that psychobubble asshole?

Psychobubble by Aggressive Passive March 19, 2010

psychobabble 

Speech that is heavy in post-structuralist jargon that is heavily based on experience and emotion instead of well-known science.

Every time Liam starts talking about his substandard art, he tries to explain it in rambling psychobabble...

psychobabble by jillian c September 18, 2005

psychobabble 

The illogical stream of words that spew from the mouth of a person incapable of logical thinking or having a constructive conversation. Often experienced when breaking up with or divorcing a significant other.

"My x called my last night and wouldn't shut up. I can't stand to listen to that psychobabble anymore. Someone needs to take her cell phone away"

psychobabble by Phone guy May 20, 2009

Psychobabble 

A person, or, group of persons who engage in nonsensical conversation. Anyone who utters various words or topics in a statement (or several statements), none of which relate to each other.

"I thought Mr. Z explained our Math assignment well...that is, until he started psychobabbling about his childhood nightmares". "The bum on the corner started psychobabbling until someone gave him a dollar, then he shut up". Psychobabble talking crazy

Psychobabble by Laenemorej July 17, 2009

Psychobabble 

Slapping many insanities on a person, most of which are usually not warranted. The main reason most kids today have ADD or take riddilin or other such things. disabilities when really they are just lazy, or stupid.

"Did you hear that Johnny got diagnosed with ADD?" "Bah, thats psychobabble, you know he's just lazy!"

Psychobabble by Jeremy November 10, 2003

Psychobabble 

You are plain stupid.

You will not psychobabble me with your loose words. Stupid retarded dumb

Psychobabble by Suave Legend November 11, 2014

psychobabble 

A derisive word for any emotional conversation used by people who have a lot of issues and thus fear any sort of intense conversation and want to write it all off as somehow illogical or inferior.

I tried to tell her how I felt, but she flipped out, accusing me of "psychobabble".

psychobabble by Downvoting Victim August 31, 2015