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Pseudoplug 

A dude who is constantly hitting you up trying to hustle this or that (usually drugs lol) and its always "Superfire!" and "The homie hookup $, 'just for you' of course" but when you get back at them to talk real biz they "Just ran out" or "Yeah man, my dude upped the price on me.. That bastard, suxx but I gotta pass that on to you bruhhh" And if (not when) they actually come thru its never what they promised. These guys usually take selfies in the bathroom holding up a stack of $1 bills wrapped in 1 $100 with some dumbass claim like "Real Gs dont play" or "Bitches love the flow, yo!"
"Seriously tho, that nigga Tim always creepin' sketch style with that flakey-fakey bullshit, his bitch ass aint nothin' but a pseudoplug .. Nigga even steals other peoples pics to pass off as his own lmfao!!!"
Pseudoplug by Silkypimpin March 10, 2017

pseudologia fantastica 

A psychological condition, otherwise known as pathological or compulsive lying, in which the sufferer habitually lies. The lies are caused by an internal need to lie, not environmental or social factors. Unlike in psychotic or delusional disorders, people with this condition can recognize they are lying, though they may be unwilling to do it, leading to anger, confusion, and (in some cases) violence following confrontation.
My friend has a terrible case of pseudologia fantastica. She says she's had ten different kinds of cancers, but she's never even been inside a hospital.

pseudology 

1. The non-study and non-research of current news and declaring it fake if it disagrees with your world view.

2. The practice of not verifying claims that agree with your worldview and passing it off as proof that your worldview is correct.

3. Pseudologist - a person who makes a living, or a profession out of pseudology.
1. The easily verifible news contradicted Donald's worldview, so he declared that it was fake. Donald has practiced pseudology.

2. Claims were made that an Oregon white supremacist was a Bernie Sanders supporter because of quotes found on a Twitter page bearing the white supremacist's name. Instead of spending 10 minutes looking this up, Jethro used this as proof that liberals were violent. Had he verified the claim, he would have discovered that the Oregon white supremacist shared a name with someone who was indeed a Sanders supporter, and the actual white supremacist supported the same candidate as Jethro. This is an example of pseudology.

3. Alex is working to cause mistrust in easily verifiable events; even declaring in a court of law that his activities and claims were made up. Alex has made a career out of this and he has become a pseudologist.
pseudology by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

Pseudothug 

A false thug.

Someone who acts hard but is really just a punk ass bitch.

Not a true thug
Yeah, Robby thinks he's fucking street but he's just a pseudothug.
Pseudothug by tx2vt June 16, 2009

pseudoslut 

A person who acts like a slut; but as soon as anyone tries to do anything to her, she makes excuses not to.
Damn, Camden, Rosie is such a pseudoslut. She just slapped me for grabbing her ass--after she grabbed mine.
pseudoslut by B-ri,Chill February 1, 2009

pseudologia fantastica 

A severe psychological condition, similar to pathological lying, but different in the sense that the person afflicted genuinely believes their own lies. A person suffering from PF will often respond with anger, confusion and even violence when confronted about the truth of their statements.
Someone with PF may believe that they have written a movie script that is going to be filmed in Hollywood next weekend, and will tell their friends this lie every weekend for months.
pseudologia fantastica by Coaldrone January 22, 2004

pseudodruggie 

One who only takes drugs to prove that he/she is not a poser. Are usually more than happy to talk about their drug-taking experience and show you their stash, in order to subtly prove that they are telling the truth.
Jenna just randomly started talking to me about her bad trip last night, then she showed me some pills for no reason. What a pseudodruggie.
pseudodruggie by thesingingbutler December 17, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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