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Pseudoplug 

A dude who is constantly hitting you up trying to hustle this or that (usually drugs lol) and its always "Superfire!" and "The homie hookup $, 'just for you' of course" but when you get back at them to talk real biz they "Just ran out" or "Yeah man, my dude upped the price on me.. That bastard, suxx but I gotta pass that on to you bruhhh" And if (not when) they actually come thru its never what they promised. These guys usually take selfies in the bathroom holding up a stack of $1 bills wrapped in 1 $100 with some dumbass claim like "Real Gs dont play" or "Bitches love the flow, yo!"
"Seriously tho, that nigga Tim always creepin' sketch style with that flakey-fakey bullshit, his bitch ass aint nothin' but a pseudoplug .. Nigga even steals other peoples pics to pass off as his own lmfao!!!"
Pseudoplug by Silkypimpin March 10, 2017

pseudologia fantastica 

A psychological condition, otherwise known as pathological or compulsive lying, in which the sufferer habitually lies. The lies are caused by an internal need to lie, not environmental or social factors. Unlike in psychotic or delusional disorders, people with this condition can recognize they are lying, though they may be unwilling to do it, leading to anger, confusion, and (in some cases) violence following confrontation.
My friend has a terrible case of pseudologia fantastica. She says she's had ten different kinds of cancers, but she's never even been inside a hospital.

pseudology 

1. The non-study and non-research of current news and declaring it fake if it disagrees with your world view.

2. The practice of not verifying claims that agree with your worldview and passing it off as proof that your worldview is correct.

3. Pseudologist - a person who makes a living, or a profession out of pseudology.
1. The easily verifible news contradicted Donald's worldview, so he declared that it was fake. Donald has practiced pseudology.

2. Claims were made that an Oregon white supremacist was a Bernie Sanders supporter because of quotes found on a Twitter page bearing the white supremacist's name. Instead of spending 10 minutes looking this up, Jethro used this as proof that liberals were violent. Had he verified the claim, he would have discovered that the Oregon white supremacist shared a name with someone who was indeed a Sanders supporter, and the actual white supremacist supported the same candidate as Jethro. This is an example of pseudology.

3. Alex is working to cause mistrust in easily verifiable events; even declaring in a court of law that his activities and claims were made up. Alex has made a career out of this and he has become a pseudologist.
pseudology by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

Pseudothug 

A false thug.

Someone who acts hard but is really just a punk ass bitch.

Not a true thug
Yeah, Robby thinks he's fucking street but he's just a pseudothug.
Pseudothug by tx2vt June 16, 2009

pseudoslut 

A person who acts like a slut; but as soon as anyone tries to do anything to her, she makes excuses not to.
Damn, Camden, Rosie is such a pseudoslut. She just slapped me for grabbing her ass--after she grabbed mine.
pseudoslut by B-ri,Chill February 1, 2009

pseudologia fantastica 

A severe psychological condition, similar to pathological lying, but different in the sense that the person afflicted genuinely believes their own lies. A person suffering from PF will often respond with anger, confusion and even violence when confronted about the truth of their statements.
Someone with PF may believe that they have written a movie script that is going to be filmed in Hollywood next weekend, and will tell their friends this lie every weekend for months.
pseudologia fantastica by Coaldrone January 22, 2004

pseudodruggie 

One who only takes drugs to prove that he/she is not a poser. Are usually more than happy to talk about their drug-taking experience and show you their stash, in order to subtly prove that they are telling the truth.
Jenna just randomly started talking to me about her bad trip last night, then she showed me some pills for no reason. What a pseudodruggie.
pseudodruggie by thesingingbutler December 17, 2004
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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