When a guy holds his dick with both hands, whatever hangs over is proud meat.
Man, I got me three inches of proud meat.
by Harry January 16, 2004
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Similar to Proud Meat, except instead of your own hands, the hands are those of an alter boy.
"Holy Proud Meat, your hands sure do make my priestly scepter look big, young man."
by Adam Nass September 7, 2007
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