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Somebody who acts like a faggot and a poofta at the same time. This includes acts of homosexuality while looking like a retard.
"Dude, why does that kid call himself J-Fed, touch other guy's arses and wear his pants up to his nipples?"

"It's because he's a proofta."
Proofta by Shit Clark March 3, 2010
An common Australian term, a poofta is equivalent to a homosexual.
Don't be a poofta and wear a pink shirt.
poofta by jkdsen October 17, 2016
A "pooftah" is a slang term used for identifying a gay person.
"What arh yah, a pooftah?"
Pooftah by The Frankster May 26, 2009
a variation of the english slang poof, meaning a homosexual. Specifically a poofta is a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is "twink"
the young guy that just came in is so cute, what a poofta.
poofta by Edit Machine April 28, 2005

pooftarisation 

When something has become stupid, dumb or gay
That kid Mihalo has a high level of pooftarisation.

poofta flaps 

she is the female equivilent of a poofta ,but with labia-hence the term poofta flaps
poofta flaps by dildonose January 23, 2010
Mostly an Australian word.

Poofta = Cunt + Pussy + Faggot

Can be used as either an insult or a compliment depending on the tone or the surrounding words.
Insult Example:
Bob: Oi Jeff
Jeff: Yea m8?
Bob: You are the biggest fucking poofta ive ever met you piece of shit!

Compliment Example:

Luke: I banged Caitlin last night!

Derek: You are the sickest poofta out there m8!

Luke: Swag.
Derek: Swag.
Poofta by Poofta Killer November 2, 2014
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