Proculosity Share definition Flag The ability to drop off the face of the earth for fucking EVER, and pick up conversations like you had never disappeared. Lex had the PROCULOSITY to visit the bar after being driven like a slave at work for months on end. Proculosity by Smurfinator July 9, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Proculosity mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch