Pristo

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Pristo is a intellectual, funny kind of boy. You will always find people energetic around him, cause he is. His humor help people building around him.

Sometimes, he may get a bit stubborn and short tempered, but that's only for a while. He will be honest to a fault. He can be shy at first, but can turn out to be crazy when you actually know him. He is trustworthy. He is supposedly popular with many friends.

One of the most loyal and loving kind of boy you will meet.

Pristo is smart and cute.

If pristo was my friend, i would keep him.

Pristo by kukkkkkumannii November 23, 2021

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sausage pistol

A man's penis.

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

sausage pistol by beef cannon bill April 24, 2011

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cole preston

the most talented “indie” and cute drummer boy to ever exist. Cole Preston plays for the band Wallows alongside Braeden Lemasters, Dylan Minnette and two others. 10/10 would recommend stanning, will lead to clear skin.

hey have you heard Cole Preston sing in the new Wallows song? it’s about damn time! what can’t he do? 😌

cole preston by not a waller August 30, 2019

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Pistonheads

Right wing club for angry old white men.

I hear climate change is all made up?
What?
Yes I heard it from turbobloke on pistonheads.

Pistonheads by dokic November 7, 2019

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Posttraumatic Prison Disorder

A mental illness that can evolve from incarceration due to ongoing humiliation, being forced to follow meaningless directives, frequent and sudden schedule changes and the lack of even the most minimally necessary personal space.

When he couldn’t step into the cramped porta-potty after being released, it hit him that he had likely developed Posttraumatic Prison Disorder.

Posttraumatic Prison Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

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Prestonwood Christian Academy

Mr. Lee is underpaid but

"I am underpaid." - Mr. Lee ( teacher at Prestonwood Christian Academy)

Prestonwood Christian Academy by Mr. Lee Phd May 9, 2019

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Pistonheads

Once a great online community now taken over by brexit loving racists and gammons.

Hey! I haven’t seen you on pistonheads recently.

I know it’s just horrible old twats on there nowadays.

Pistonheads by dokic December 13, 2022

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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