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An inmate who befriends a fellow prisoner, performing the duties normally expected of a wife (yes, that as well). This is normally in exchange for protection or just to avoid being passed around the other prisoners like a box of chocolates.
β€˜Wives’ must defer to their men. They are expected to do domestic work, for instance keeping the cell tidy and making their β€˜man’ tea. Most importantly, they are expected to be constantly available to their β€˜husbands’ for sex.
by MarcGJ May 21, 2004
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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