Pregnazy

The 9-month long insanity that a pregnant women experiences which can include: stupidity, long- and short-term amnesia, inability to complete simple actions, inability to keep food in their mouth and a sudden fluctuation of (sometimes simultaneous) emotions. Similar to PMS, except 100-fold and lasts for 9 loooooong months.

Husband to Friend: "OMG! My wife is so pregnazy! Last night, she yelled at me for being 5 minutes late to dinner then broke down in tears and then started laughing, ate some ice cream and took a nap - all before I could sit down to eat!"

by fearoftheson September 28, 2009

pregnazi

A pregnant woman who sporadically lashes out on someone due to enhanced hormonal irritation

Its just your pregnazi talking.

by @xen October 16, 2014

Pregnazone

The state of a woman who is trying to conceive a child and is currently ovulating.

You better hurry home baby. I'm in the pregnazone!

by jdubbayou July 7, 2010

G rated pregnacy

This is where a young girl is such a whore, she sucks maybe 10-100 dicks, swallows all the jizz, but then later finds out she has had too much to "drink" becomes ill, lies on her back completley naked convulses forward arching her back to her mouth is at her vagina, vomits all the jizz out into her own pussy, becomes pregnant and has a child from it. This bitch would then have to appear on 12 episodes of geraldo trying to find out who her baby's daddy is.

Did you hear that motheruckin' bitch Kate had a G rated pregnacy?

by ApeBike August 29, 2006