Pratian

a) Person seemingly beset with ambiguity about all of his or her future actions.

b) Person who inserts footnotes mid-conversation

c) Person who never misses an opportunity to wallow in adoration of Marx

d) Person who talks about all things with a grave air of profundity

e) Person who makes a living out of redundant academic pursuits

Conversation with a Pratian :

a) "Are you going to eat that food on the spoon that is in your mouth?"

"Most probably"

b) "So, what time is it?"

"In 1818, a man named…"

c) "That's a nice sunset"

"Do you think at any given point in time someone is talking about Marx?"

e) "I'm a braid theorist"

by gopraash September 04, 2011