In reference to headpat. Adjective: person who you can pat.
Someone who gives of those special vibes that just makes you want to pat their head. Usually but not always a short and cute person. Usually between friends.
Person #1: "you're so patable, it's nice"
* pat pat*
shortie #1: "noo, stop, i don't like that"
The polite corporate euphemism for “we’re broke, but let’s pretend we’re still solvent.” Refers to the mystical stage of cash-flow crisis where “Accounts Payable” becomes “Accounts Prayable,” as in, pray the suppliers don’t notice, pray the bank transfers clear, pray payroll hits.
When your CFO puts a charitable donation boxoutside his office, you know your company’s officially in Accounts Prayable mode.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'