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Power Fish

You have just woken up after a shag, you need a piss and you also need to get rid of the used condom still on your cock, you also need to make certain that the condom is totally disposed of.........enter the POWER FISH, holding the condom still in place you empty your bladder into it, then precisely positioning yourself so that the baloon of piss is directly over the deepest part of the pan, then let go immediatly with both hands. A 'bonus power fish' is sometimes achieved whereby the payload drops with such force that it vanishes round the U bend immediately without even flushing.

The science behind a bonus power fish is still poorly understood but may have something to do with the shape of the particular pan and also the volume of piss in the skin willie. BPF's still only account for 5% of Power Fish.
Re-enters the room....<Thinks> Fucking dynamite Power Fish.

She <thinks> wierd cunt, sounded like a power dump, I wonder if his arse is prolapsed?
by Brucester September 13, 2006
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Brown Power Fish

Like a regular power fish with the difference being you engaged in anal sex prior to it's release back into the wild.
"Hey lads, Shazza finally promoted me to a Brown Star General. Afterwards I unleashed a Brown Power Fish"
by Bweahns December 19, 2008
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Power Fishing

The act of listening to the same song, album or band on repeat for extended periods of time, not limited to hours, days, weeks or years.
"I've been power fishing Fear Factory's Powershifter for 7 hours straight. This shit is my jam!"
by SalmonCannon March 18, 2021
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Willem Powerfish

Willem powerfish is a bloke that loves to chase 3 meter flattys on whole chooks, he spends most of his time at the brothel getting blokes. he has been cast netting sice he was three.
fuck did you see Willem Powerfish 3 meter flatty it was a dog of a cunt
by get the dogs August 27, 2019
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Powerfisting

To fist a girl's vagina or ass or a Man's ass so hard and fast that either time explodes or the universe comes apart at the seams. Enducing lulz.

Powerfisting must be used in conjuction with the "powerfist shout" in order to reach maximum power and lulz.
Wendy: Yeah, don't stop...more
Gary: How about a powerfisting?
Wendy, Yeah..do it..
Gary POOOOOOOWERFIIIIIIIIIIST!

*Universe collapses*
by Baron von Evil February 17, 2008
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PowerFist

Guy 1: Bro I gave Chad a powerfist the other day

Guy 2: Damn, can you try me now
by bigshaqtheoneandonly April 19, 2021
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