The erotic act of sniffing a phone, laptop or other technological device in order to smell that sweet sweet fragrance of NEWNESS. Factory fresh NEWNESS in your nostrils, triggering that orgasmic sensation. Mmmm Mmmm that's the good stuff. F**K yeah. Specifically conducted via a port in order to scent the internals of the device GOODO.
Sorry i missed work for 3 weeks, i bought a new iphone and was portsniffing. Lost track of time. Whoops. *SNIFFS*
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.