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Poseidon's Wrath 

When you are using a public automated toilet and it flushes violently while you are still seated causing a tsunami of poo water to touch your butt. A more extreme version of Poseidon's kiss.
On the way to camp, Tom suffered Poseidon's Wrath 2 times at the rest stop.
Poseidon's Wrath by Madmich November 26, 2017

Poseidon's Wrath 

A step up from a Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Wrath occurs when you diarrhea so forcefully into the toilet that you not only get a bit of water on your butthole, but your entire exposed bottom is covered with diarrhea water, including your buttcheeks and ballsack/taint area. A Poseidon's Wrath means more wiping, due to the entire bottom becoming covered in shitwater.
"Dude, I heard that splash from out here. Was that a Poseidon's Kiss?"
"Worse... A Poseidon's Wrath."
"Ugh, god, yeah, you do still kinda smell like shit..."
Poseidon's Wrath by xurban November 30, 2021

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026