Porkball

1) house-mates that eat your cold left over pizza without asking,

2) someone who is lazy and steals food,

3) likes food that doesn't belong to them,

4) mainly it is the male students of the species that is susceptible to this type behaviour

Dan: is that my left over pizza from last night your eating?

Helmi: yeah...

Dan: such a porkball

by trueblue316 March 9, 2011

Porkcall

The when someone is being a fucking fatass.

"im so fat and gay im a porkcall" -Jason
"im a ginger porkcall" -Jenny
idk wat gobby does i just assume hes a porkcall like jason

by SooparNiggery October 14, 2013

Porkbelly's Syndrome

A rare condition that prevents speech from being filtered by the brain for stupidity. The main symptom is a stream of ill-considered idiocy from the mouth. Like Tourette's sydrome for stupid people.

His utterance of "I modified the graphics code and all that changed was the graphics" was likely caused by Porkbelly's Syndrome.

by The Stella October 11, 2005

Pornball

Any webcam with a circular form-factor (Logitech Quickcam, Microsoft Lifecam, etc). So named for the proliferation of (soft-core) and (hard-core) (camgirl) porn sites that arose once high speed internet and webcams both became commonplace.

"Dude, your girlfriend got a pornball? I'd be worried, man. Maybe you only get to see her naked from behind a paygate from now on?"

by March__Hare February 18, 2009

pork4all

a phrase shouted in advocation of equal distribution of pig meat for everyone.

a phrase used as greeting between two mutually significant friends, where pork stands for the love of each other, and of pigs.

PORK4ALL, girl!
Hey, Sylvia!

by Sylvia November 22, 2004

porkcall

When you are on a call with a bunch of fat people on Skype.

Heldy: omg guys i just ate ice cream look at this prntscr im such a porkcall
Jenny: il pay 5 rupe to see ur 5head heldy
Gobi: shut the fuk up u porkcalls

by LeBigD October 14, 2013

pornball

A pornball is a combination of a pornography addict and a cornball.

Yo, did you see Greg trying to slide into DMs with those cheesy pickup lines? Total pornball energy.

by WalkHimDownToHellAndRapeHim December 3, 2024