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The act of having a turd so long you have to stand up to actually shit the entire thing out.
Friend: Dude where have you been?

Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.

Friend: A what?

Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...
by MirrorsGrin February 22, 2012
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