Being a straight pootiequeen. Often males who display both homosexual and straight qualities. You must follow pootie queen by someones name and elevate your voice at the end of your sentance so yousoundliketHIS.
"hey guys i gotta 30, can i come in?"

"nohooperisfuckinwEAK"

"yo fuck you pootie queen cOMPASS"
by stephenfriedland October 2, 2011
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