Poor jab

An exclamation of pity, usually in response to someone else's problems.

John: I'm not feeling well. I think I'm coming down with a cold.

Mary: Oh really? Poor jab.

by alabaster_babe August 21, 2018

Poor jab

Someone who has very little or no money

I spent the last of my pay check

You poor jab!

by Chicken Dippeeeeer June 17, 2011