pookums

pet name for a hug buddy. unlike snuggles, the term is generally platonic.

lebo: i love you pookums
cheezer: lets have a totally heterosexual hug

pookums by cheezer November 1, 2006

pookums

a dog in the human state. A word that, if your dog was a human you would call them pookums; a word to tell someone you love them but in a friend kind of way. Allison perfected that term

I love you pookums!!!!!

pookums by Charlene Wagner August 14, 2004

Pookums Mcdouble 

A pookums Mcdouble is the side of the coochie that has a monkey attached to it. Once the coochie has formed the monkey becomes great again.
Thank you

“oh ya, well you haven’t had pookums mcdouble since the 6th grade!”
“your a pookums mcdouble since for the fourth”
“pOokemsssss mcdoubledin since the 20s”

Pookums Mcdouble by cheddar cheese biscuit February 10, 2024

Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009

porkums 

a small group of middle aged overweight women

hey charlie, is that your mom with all them porkums?

porkums by handle bar hook shot April 11, 2007

schmookus pookus 

someone adorable/cute that you admire <3

hey, you know you’re my schmookus pookus right?

schmookus pookus by someone cute<3 October 14, 2022

porkums 

a character featured in an episode tales of the smp played by technoblade

porkums wears a hat gave to him by his mother

porkums by GhostBowie March 17, 2021