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The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, what a Poo and Screw!
by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009
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