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Poo n' chew 

The act of eating and pooping at the same time
Emit woke up late thus not able to eat and poop separately. So he had to pull a poo n' chew.
Poo n' chew by The silver wolf April 24, 2014
To Poopoon is when you accidentally pierce the toilet paper whilst in the act of wiping ones anus and end up Poopooning your sphincter.

This can occur when the consistency of one’s faecal matter and the texture of certain toilet papers combine to create a higher than normal traction coefficient resulting in a non-slip effect which if managed badly can result in a Poopooning.
Gutted, had a really good dump but finished by Poopooing myself.

Cheer up, you like like someone who's just Poopooned themselves.
Poopoon by Ornaldo Jackson March 22, 2011

Poopoonoodlesex 

poopoonoodlesex
Commonly seen in 7 year old children, poopoonoodlesex is a secret sexual art of the young child, involving spaghetti noodles, and their own excriment.
Tiny Tim -" I wike poopoonoodlesex."
Poopoonoodlesex by Snokone January 11, 2008

poopoonana 

any dick cos they’re all shaped like poopies!
i want some poopoonanaaa!!!
poopoonana by no1asia March 2, 2021

poopoonoodlesex 

Commonly seen in 7 year old children, poopoonoodlesex is a secret sexual art of the young child, involving spaghetti noodles, and their own excriment.
Tiny Tim -" I wike poopoonoodlesex."
poopoonoodlesex by Snokone January 6, 2009

Poopoonani 

Poopoonani is the custom name you give your gummi ship, out of spite, in Kingdom Hearts if you lose your race to that huge vagina, Riku.
"Have you flown the Poopoonani?"
Poopoonani by LeShewolf November 24, 2020