Polkraine

The venue for the European Championships 2012.
The inevitable fusion of the two host countries' names, Poland and the Ukraine, for supposed humorous effect (ie. Brangelina blah blah ...) or simply for lazy people who can't be arsed to say both country names.

Person 1: "So are you going to Polkraine next Summer?" (humorous snort)
Person 2: "I don't understand ... and why are you laughing?"
Person 1: "You know ... Polkraine, as in Poland and the Ukraine. And I'm laughing cause it's humorous to put two words together like this."
Person 2: "Ha ha ha ha ha haha hahahahah ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha ha ha ah ha (sniff)".
Person 1: "Ha ha ha ha haha ha ha."

Polkraine by kaiser66 November 14, 2011

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Pookraine

What Russia turned the Ukraine into in 2022.

Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.

Pookraine by gregben February 25, 2022

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Polkaing

The act of polka dancing while intoxicated; a dance craze that is currently sweeping the nation (i.e. small town potato festivals)

Hey Ross! I'll be a polkaing fool in no time.

Polkaing by whaa?????? September 8, 2009

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

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