Polkraine 

The venue for the European Championships 2012.
The inevitable fusion of the two host countries' names, Poland and the Ukraine, for supposed humorous effect (ie. Brangelina blah blah ...) or simply for lazy people who can't be arsed to say both country names.

Person 1: "So are you going to Polkraine next Summer?" (humorous snort)
Person 2: "I don't understand ... and why are you laughing?"
Person 1: "You know ... Polkraine, as in Poland and the Ukraine. And I'm laughing cause it's humorous to put two words together like this."
Person 2: "Ha ha ha ha ha haha hahahahah ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha ha ha ah ha (sniff)".
Person 1: "Ha ha ha ha haha ha ha."

Polkraine by kaiser66 November 14, 2011

Pookraine 

What Russia turned the Ukraine into in 2022.

Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.

Pookraine by gregben February 25, 2022

Polkaing 

The act of polka dancing while intoxicated; a dance craze that is currently sweeping the nation (i.e. small town potato festivals)

Hey Ross! I'll be a polkaing fool in no time.

Polkaing by whaa?????? September 8, 2009