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Poliku - is a universal word which meaning depends on the conversational scenario at hand.

Basically it's another way of saying...
Sorry

O.K.
I'm hungry/not hungry
My left foot really itches, i don't usually bitch about things like this but its getting really annoying, its been itching for like 3 hours it seems.
Apple
I love you
Oh, just put on the fresh prince of bel-air.
Can i borrow your car?
Fuck yourself.
Eat the cat poop!
No
Yes
Boxers
Candle Light
Jerry Seinfield

The list is endless.

Essentially, it means anything you could ever possibly want it to. And t hell it comes of the tongue so nicely.

Try it with me.

(pal' e koo')
...not pal as in buddy 'ol pal. pal as in the pal -ygraph (polygraph). I hope that makes sense.

Fun, eh?
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Man you totally fucked my girlfriend!"

Guy 2: Poliku!

Guy 1: Ohh alright, its ok then.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Man I can't my pay my rent, what am I going to do?

Guy 2: Dude, Poliku?

Guy 1: You're right! You always know what to say.

Example 3:

Guy 1:Poliku?

Guy 2: (nodding) poliku!

Guy 3: Poooooooollllllllllliiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkuuuuu!
Poliku by MilesCanCan October 23, 2009
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polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz 

Hi, so you are dead inside because something happened, and now you still have that project to do and you just want some how to find support, what do you do? First you went to google, YAY now your problems will be solved by the internet. Next you searched "I'm dead inside", it took you to memes and a song, BOO. You try typing random things to the search bar. And then you reach a word that UrbanDictionary.com has not defined yet so you, are now here adding a definition.
How are you?
polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz
Oh that bad huh?

polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz 

Another one of those keyboard combinations that people type into google when they are really bored. By this point you have already typed in everything else and must be extremely bored. You know what? You should probably get back to work.
*Types polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz into google*
You: Huh, interesting

polikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa 

KILL ME IM TRAPPED MAKING THESE FOR LIFE HELP!!!!!
He was kidding, he is fine. right slave? NO HELP ME!!! He is joking *get back in your box and write the definition for polikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa*
The political views espoused by the open source and free software movements.
I know more about politux now because I converted the school's computer lab to linux.
politux by Blunt Roller May 11, 2009

polikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa 

when ur bored
Person 1: hey
Person 2: polikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa
Person 1: im calling the police if you dont back off

polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz 

The order in which the user types up and down, starting from the right side.

Also the opposite of "qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp"

If you are typing this, you must be painfully bored.
Bob: "polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz?"
Joe: "qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!"
Bob: "mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq."
Joe: "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm..."