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A bug eyed grasshopper looking person who will argue with you about where you live and jack off in a room full of guys
Person 1: Did you see that Polchow over there he is a real retard and looks like a motherfuckin grasshoper

Person 2: Yeah he looks like a real freakin Polchow man
by Just wizard February 15, 2013
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