Pokémon Trainer 

A stoned person, often 15 year olds, who throws stuff at wild animals, often rocks, while believeing that he/she are capturing creatures with Pokéballs. Sometimes the animals fight back and it becomes a "pokémon battle". During a battle the "trainer" uses his pet to harm the animal until it faints. For example, the "trainers" wolf (pet) fights a wild squirrel and beats the shit out of it until it faints then the "trainer" continues fighting harmless animals in the woods (for example).

No animals were harmed during the writing of this definition.

Person + weed = adventure in the woods with pet(s) + Pokémon trainer
Trainer + Stoned adventure + pet + wild animal = Pokémon battle
Pokémon battle + animal fainting = crime
Pokémon battle + animal dying = crime + stoned adventure in jail

Pokémon Trainer by YummyKittens July 7, 2013

Pokemon Trainer Red 

the strongest pokemon trainer in the world with his level 88 Pikachu and his level 84 Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur, level 82 Snorlax and a level 80 Lapras. he is undefeated and all Gold and Cynthia fanboys/girls can go fuck themselves.

Pokemon Trainer Gold: You've come to the wrong region motherfucker.
Pokemon Trainer Red: LOL, that's cute.

Pokemon Trainer Red by RedJ February 27, 2015

Red The Pokemon Trainer 

1. A really bad trainer who lost his championship after defeating his rival Blue.

Seriously, he is a stupid person, much like Red the Pokemon Trainer!

Red The Pokemon Trainer by Red The Trainer February 27, 2021

Pokémon Trainered

You sneak a glance at some stranger out of curiosity and they see you and talk to you.

It connects to when a trainer in the game sees you and forces you to talk and fight them.

This morning when I took my dog out. I snuck a glance at this weird dude taking pictures of a car and he started talking to me...

I got Pokémon Trainered.

Pokémon Trainered by Exodus0077 July 8, 2015