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Pocket Hockey
The act of fondling your male genitalia from inside your pocket. This act is usually conducted in the hallway and in between classes.
Pocket Hockey by Lil Uzi Flirt March 10, 2020
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pocket holder
After owning someone infront of a group of people, the person doing the ownage pulls out their pocket and offers it to the victom...
"Hold my pocket bitch!"
"Hold my pocket bitch!"
pocket holder by Luna January 19, 2004
pocket hottie
pocket hottie by the truth May 13, 2005
pocket hockey
masturbating with your pants on and all done up, by placing your hand in your pocket and rubbing your penis through the pocket lining
pocket hockey by Justin Joker July 6, 2006
Pocket Hottie
Pocket Hottie by bobbyjack75 February 4, 2010
pocket holes
pocket holes by asimon August 3, 2003
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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