"That post-punk straightedge bi Jewish-Korean-Russian aerobics instructor over there is totally making me plaxico."; "My career plan is to get promoted after plaxicating my boss."
by keiandyuri December 7, 2008
(n.) As in Plaxico Burress Wide Receiver for the New York Giants, known for making generating mismatches because of his height (6'5"), armspan (6'11"), and leaping ability (36" vertical jump)
(v.) As used as to "plaxico" somebody; In a sport involving catching, to "plaxico" is to make a reception involving beating the defender to the ball because of one's size advantage over his opponent
(v.) As used as to "plaxico" somebody; In a sport involving catching, to "plaxico" is to make a reception involving beating the defender to the ball because of one's size advantage over his opponent
(n.) Hey did you see Plaxico's game winning reception yesterday?
(v.) Man, you just Plaxico'd that defender.
(v.) Man, you just Plaxico'd that defender.
by Chip A. October 3, 2006
A wide receiver for the New York Giants, though I don't know how long he'll be keeping this position. He caught the winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII against the undefeated* New England Patriots, but then the next season he shot himself in the leg and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm since apparently the gun was not licensed. His injury was not severe, but he's still in big trouble. Also, it's been discovered that he has no auto insurance.
It's too bad Plaxico Burress shot himself in the foot (pun intended). He could have had a great career.
by can't think of one December 24, 2008
by j-strauss December 9, 2008
yo check out this new glock i got (falls down his pants) oh shit! BAMM!!
guy1: did you see that?
guy2: no what happened?
guy1: that dumbass just pulled a plaxico
guy1: did you see that?
guy2: no what happened?
guy1: that dumbass just pulled a plaxico
by j-strauss December 6, 2008
The act of shooting one's self in the leg without damaging any arteries or bones.
it can be also used as a harmful action towards some one or something else if you shoot yourself in the leg and it goes through and hits the other person. similar to the scene in Live Free Die Hard when bruce willis shoots himself to kill that other asshole. this action would mostly be used if you are trying to get away with shooting some one.
it can be also used as a harmful action towards some one or something else if you shoot yourself in the leg and it goes through and hits the other person. similar to the scene in Live Free Die Hard when bruce willis shoots himself to kill that other asshole. this action would mostly be used if you are trying to get away with shooting some one.
person #1- what happened to you???
person #2- the cops were coming and i hid my gun in the waist of my sweatpants but the safety wasn't on so i shot my leg
person #1- man you would pull a Plaxico
person #1- hey did you hear about Cody?
person #2- no dude what happened
person #1- some guy was pissing him off so he Plaxico'd himself and the bullet went into the other guy's eye. he got away with it to!
person #2- brutal
person #2- the cops were coming and i hid my gun in the waist of my sweatpants but the safety wasn't on so i shot my leg
person #1- man you would pull a Plaxico
person #1- hey did you hear about Cody?
person #2- no dude what happened
person #1- some guy was pissing him off so he Plaxico'd himself and the bullet went into the other guy's eye. he got away with it to!
person #2- brutal
by PlaxicoBURRESS December 15, 2008