Platypoop
A platypoop happens when a woman falls asleep spread eagle after anal sex and while her anus is still loose she vacates her bowels, forming the tail of a platypus.
Platypoop by Mr Brown Eye July 20, 2009
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platypodes
platy· podes | \ˈpla-ti-pōdes\
noun, plural
the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the Ancient_Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.
Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
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Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…
Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?
Stephen Hawking: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!
Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
noun, plural
the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the Ancient_Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.
Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
.
Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…
Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?
Stephen Hawking: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!
Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…
Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?
Stephen Hawking: Of course!! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness, dude!
Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?
Stephen Hawking: Of course!! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness, dude!
Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
platypodes by gianni rage November 25, 2018
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Platymoose
A platymoose is a boy who is half platypus and moose. He loves to play video games and watch lots of porn with tentacles. He a very weird boy, yet fun to talk to, unless he is pissed and dose not get his way. At times he is nice, other times a pain in the side. But he a good person, sometimes....
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partypooper
One who breaks up or ruins a party through a variety of means. Possible ways of dispersing or destroying a party include but are not limited to: calling the authorities, stories involving octogenarian sexual intercourse, Jennifer Aniston movies.
Rich: Oh no, Larry! Here comes Harold.
Larry: He's probably going to come over here and talk about his wife. She just died. God, what a partypooper.
Rich: What a selfish bastard! What makes him think we care about that?
Larry: He's probably going to come over here and talk about his wife. She just died. God, what a partypooper.
Rich: What a selfish bastard! What makes him think we care about that?
partypooper by The Master of Unlocking January 22, 2010
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