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Pimpoozled 

A shock beyond any mortal comprehention: a Pimp getting pimpslapped. It happens once (or maybe even twice) a century, resulting in worldwide collapse and confusion in the Pimp community. Hoe floods, hoe droughts, Uppity hoes, hoe famine, hoe self-esteem and hoe disease are common results of such a disaster. Never get Pimpoozled. Ever.
Pimp #1: "You know Hoe-ricane Katrina?"
Pimp #2: "Yeah, Pimpin'. What about dat hoe?"
Pimp #1: "She was caused by dat Pimp Don Jackson getting Pimpoozled!"
Pimp #2: "Pimp! Don be sayin' dat shit out loud, you know the pimp-laws!"
Pimp #1: "Tru dat, tru dat... dat shits Hoe-ribble"
Pimpoozled by Chattom, E August 18, 2006
Related Words

pimpizzle 

Like a pimp, but more pimpish.
"Yo wassup pimpizzle?"
pimpizzle by Sir Jesus H Christ January 25, 2005

pimpdizzle

The pinacle of cool; extraordinarily spectacular.
Hommie 1:"Dude, check out that fly ride!"
Hommie 2:"Damn that shit's pimpdizzle"
pimpdizzle by Sean September 9, 2004

Pimpizzle 

A word to describe something cool or funny.
That unicorn shirt is so Pimpizzle
Pimpizzle by Blondcookie24 July 29, 2006

pimpnizzle

A pimped ass bitch who pulls on the mother fuckin hoes!
Snoop Dog is the pimp nizzle of the hoeizzles
pimpnizzle by BIg pimp January 6, 2004

pimpdazzle 

amazingly awesome, coolio, pretty much the best thing ever. Generally refering to an object rather than an idea.
"Ohmygawd those shoes are so pimpdazzle!"
pimpdazzle by yurr mama! February 21, 2009